Food=Friend

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

As you may have heard, Ive been without food for the last ten days. I was detoxing, using the Master Cleanse, and what a detox it was. The first few days sucked, but then it was smooth sailing. I was really torn over whether or not to go on or just stop at day 10. Because of certain circumstances, my surgery and FOOD in general, I will be ending it on Thursday. Ive never wanted to eat so bad in my life. Im glad I did it, though, and if anyone else would like to try it just ask me, Ill give you all the gory details.

Happy cleansing

...and the vacation lives on

Monday, October 16, 2006

So you know how I like to collect money from the government, right?

And so it goes, Im still out of work. I was teetering on the completion of "Dancing Ankle Injury 2006" when, whats this, doctor? A tear in my what? Why are you drawing a diagram on my ankle? Its fine!! Im fine! oh, im not...surgery...oh, ok, didnt see that coming. Great, let me just call work...

Great fucking day
Visit soon