Here is a list of things that could occur that would be less awkward/horrifying than seeing Favre in a Jets jersey on TV:
1. Walking in on my parents in bed together. My DIVORCED parents!
2. Walking out of the house accidentally without my clothes on.
3. Tripping and falling in front of a group of people and smashing my face and having to run home bleeding.
4. Watching an ex make out with my mom.
5. Saying the wrong name in bed.
6. Finding out I was adopted.
7. Talking shit about someone right in front of them, realizing it, and having to pretend it was a joke to save face and not get my ass kicked.
8. Realizing you just got your period on "Wear white to work" day.
9. Pooing yourself. Accidentally of course.
10. Finding out the love of your life has run off with your best friend and they are having a baby and have taken your dog and your belongings and your dignity with them.